Date: 9/15/2008

Message For You..

It seems to be quite difficult to obtain good text message/email alert tones: so much so that I've noticed a lot of people using their phones default 'beep' for messages, so I thought I'd post some of the better ones I've acquired over time.. NOTE: ensure your phone supports the relevant file format (.mp3, .wav) before downloading.

937: female voice: 'You have 937 new messages, all of which are marked URGENT'.
937.mp3

ALIG: 'wicked, wicked, junglist massive'.
AliG.mp3

BABYLAUGH: baby chuckles.
Babylaugh.mp3

BACK: Arnie: 'I'll Be Back'.
Back.mp3

BEAVIS:AOL - 'You've got mail' Beavis: 'This is gonna be cool..'
Beavis.mp3

BOSS: male voice: 'excuse me boss, you have a text message'.
Boss.mp3

BURNS: Mr. Burns: 'Excellent'.
Burns.wav

CAR ALARM:An annoying car alarm - not really for texts this one, but perfect for an alarm.
Caralarm.mp3

CARTMAIL:Cartman: 'Oh My God! (AOL - 'You've got mail') Cartman: 'You B*stard!'
Cartmail.mp3

CHAMPAGNE: cork pops, then pours.
Champagne.mp3

CHECK:Robot voice: 'Ch-ch-check your message.. NOW'
Check.mp3

ENERGIZE: Picard: 'Energize'.
Energize.mp3

FEMAIL:(bell rings) female voice: 'you have a mail message'.
Femail.wav

FROSTY:A tinkling, quiet, slow-building tone, ideal for night time texts.
Frostysms

GOLLUM: 'My Preciousss'.
Gollum.wav

GUESS: female voice: 'Guess what sexy, you have mail'.
Guess.mp3

HA HA!: Nelson Muntz: 'Ha Ha!'.
HaHa.mp3

HAL: Hal 9000 (from 2001) 'There is a message for you'.
Hal.mp3

HELLO?: female voice: 'Hello? (coughs) Is anybody there?'.
Hello.mp3

HELLO MASTER: Female voice: 'Hello Master'.
HelloMaster.mp3

HOUSTON: 'Houston, we have a problem'.
Houston.wav

INCOMING: computer voice: 'Incoming SMS'.
Incomingsms.wav

INCOMING MESSAGE: (computer bleeps) female voice: 'Incoming message'.
Incoming Message.wav

JACKDRINK: Father Jacks favourite expletives. (18 only, contains strong language)
Jackdrink.mp3

LIQUID: running water.
Liquid.wav

LOONEY TUNES: The Looney Tunes theme.
Looney.mp3

MASTER: female voice: 'Master, I have mail for you'.
Master.wav

OLD PHONE: old telephone rings.
Oldphone.mp3

OOH: crowd go 'Ooh!'.
Oooh.mp3

PATHPATS: Blackadder: 'The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devils own satanic HERD!'.
Pathpats.mp3

R2D2: erm.. you know; that whistling noise he makes.
R2D2.mp3

SENDING:Vocoded vocal - 'Sending you an S..M..S'.
Sending.mp3

S-M-S: Female voice (with whipcracks in between the letters) 'S-M-S'.
SMS.mp3

SONAR: Sonar pings.
Sonar.wav

TARDIS: the tardis sound.
Tardis.mp3

TAXI: female whistles and shouts 'Taxi!'.
Taxi.mp3

TEXT MESSAGE:Male voice: 'You have a text message'.
Text Message.mp3

UH OH: Female voice: 'Uh Oh'.
Uhoh.mp3

VISTA:Vista sms sound.
Vistasms

XFILES: female voice (over Xfiles theme) 'Your new mail is in'.
xfile.wav

YAHOO:'YES! (female voice - 'you have new mail') YAHOO!'
Yahoo.mp3

YOU HAVE MAIL:Female voice: 'You have mail'.
You have mail.mp3



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